Jodi Lynne Savitz has the inside scoop on you and your life. Know why? Because last winter, she had an internship at Santa's Toy Factory, where she had full, unrestricted access to everyone's double-N dossier. Know what that stands for? It's your Naughty-Nice folder. They just say double-N because it gives the illusion of being quicker, and thus more efficient, despite the fact that it's actually the same number of syllables. Santa doesn't !@#$ around, alright?

Voice Part: Alto Position: Business Manager. If something is "none of your business," that's 'cause it's Jodi's. Majors: Theatre and Pre-med, Class of 2011