Jessica Lynn Fain occasionally gets hungry. Most people, when hungry, eat food, found in such places as cabinets, refrigerators, or the BK Lounge. Jess, on the other hand, has her own special way of solving this problem. She eats babies. Primarily off the street; imported on special occasions. Bones, muscles, organs, and all. Jess is not particular. In the photo to the left, you can see her finishing off her latest prey, licking the fresh blood off her fingers.

Voice Part: Mezzo-Soprano Position: Social Chair. Come have a sit! Major: Learning and Organizational Change in the School of... ...my fingers got tired. Class of 2009.