Jason Samuel Catanese is known in some circles as "The Cable Guy." One time, Jason was walking down the street, and saw Matt walking up ahead of him. He quickened his pace, and eventually caught up to the fellow Undertone. Figuring he would surprise him, Jason jammed his fingers into Matt's ribs, or in the vernacular, "gave him jumper cables." Suddenly, Matt turned around, and it was not Matt at all, but Henry S. Bienen. After the ex-prez recovered, he looked at Jason expectantly. Jason looked back for a few seconds, said, "Oh...Sorry. You should name the School of Music after yourself." And so it was done.

Voice Part: Bass Position: Thermometer. Lordy, lordy. Major: Political Science, Class of 2011